reggiesloth:

i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

twinkest:

Thank you mom. WIthout me, you wouldn’t be a mom.

 Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it

(Source: jenniferslawrences)

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

(Source: purpleemoon)

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”

(Source: balloonney)

(Source: memewhore)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Crying within the first 15 mins of waking up.
Happy birthday to me.

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Thanks for making me cry on my 18th birthday.

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I don’t even know where I stand in your life. Why is everyone else doing so much more than you? And you’re supposed to be doing the most.

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too