i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you
Thank you mom. WIthout me, you wouldn’t be a mom.
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
Crying within the first 15 mins of waking up.
Happy birthday to me.
Thanks for making me cry on my 18th birthday.-
I don’t even know where I stand in your life. Why is everyone else doing so much more than you? And you’re supposed to be doing the most.
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too